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It is sooooo funny!!! I died from laughing after reading the drabble it generated for me. Funniest thing EVER.
Lemme show you:
I'm Dreaming Of A Crappy Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Andromeda sat frighteningly in a well, sipping glittering eggnog.
She looked at the stormy meteorite hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed.
Last year, Castor had hung it there, just before they looked at each other creepily and then fell into each other's arms and bit each other's tail.
If only I hadn't been so bloody, Andromeda thought, pouring a moronic amount of rum into her eggnog.
Then Castor might not have got so gory and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a pretty tear and held her heart in her hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a freakish voice lifted deadly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a crappy Christmas
Just like your mum
Andromeda ran to the door. It was Castor, looking violent all over with snow.
"I missed you darkly," Castor said. "And I wanted to bite your tail again."
Andromeda hugged Castor and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Castor said.
"I think so too," Andromeda said and they bit each other's tail until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted Dodo bird eyeball and lived retardedly until Andromeda got drunk again.
(Castor and Andromeda are my original characters, btw)
Here's another I love
The Miracle Of The Bunny
Roseflight hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like your mum. She loathed it.
Every December, Roseflight would feel herself getting all sparkly inside.
She refused to put up a Christmas thorn, she snapped at anyone beautiful enough to sing a carol in her vicinity,
and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Roseflight had to go to the mall to buy a deadly rock.
When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing crappily around and so much Christmas music blaring creepily,
she thought her eye socket would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a bloody man collecting for charity.
Roseflight never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the bloody man dropped his bells and ran in a cave.
There was a freakish bunny right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the bloody man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Roseflight rushed out and frantically pushed them both out of the way. There was a stupid bang and then everything went dark.
When Roseflight woke up, she was in a crappy room. There was a Christmas thorn in the corner and soft carols were playing.
Also, Roseflight's brain hurt. A lot.
The bloody man came into the room. "I'm so lovely!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Nightclaw.
You saved me from the truck. But your brain is broken."
Roseflight hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas thorn up and her brain was broken,
she felt quite unhappy, especially when she looked at Nightclaw.
"Your brain must hurt terribly," Nightclaw said. "I think this will help." And he slapped Roseflight several times.
Now Roseflight felt very unhappy indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it.
And she loved Nightclaw. "I love you," she said, and kissed Nightclaw sadly.
"I love you too," said Nightclaw. Just then, the bunny ran into the room and nuzzled Roseflight's heart. "I brought him home with us," Nightclaw said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Roseflight said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
Go make your own drabble and post it here!
ROFL
