I found this too...

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More crap I wrote a long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away (or so it seems to me). 

Based on the ever-popular Warrior Cats Truth or Dare. Read here original here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4886548/1/Warrior_cats_Revenge_and_Truth_or_Dare

Trust me, it's the funniest thing ever. At least for Warrior cats fans :P

Here's my version:

Warrior Cats Truth or Dare

The night sky was clear and the moon was high. The Gathering Island was crowded with cats from the different Clans. 

Three cats, a night black she-cat with pale green eyes, a dark tabby tom with brilliant blue eyes and a ginger tabby she-cat with amber eyes suddenly appeared out of nowhere. They clambered onto the highest branch of the tree the leaders were perched upon. Yowls of shock arose from the gathered cats below but the trio didn’t seem to notice.

“Welcome to the new game show; Warrior cats, Truth or Dare! I am Nightwind and I would be hosting tonight’s episode along with Shadowfur and Flameflight” The black she-cat announced, flicking her tail towards the dark tabby tom and ginger she-cat respectively. A camera crew hastened to placing burning torches along the perimeter of the Island.

Enraged, one of the Clan Leaders, Leopardstar sprang up. “Who are you to interrupted our Gathering!” she screeched. A mega-sized rock came soaring down from nowhere and crushed her. “Ow, that must have hurt!” chorlted Flameflight. Mistyfoot rushed up, struggling to free her leader from the rock. “I’m okay!” called Leopardstar. A murmur of unrest swept among the gathered cats. 

“Well,” Shadowfur stepped forward, “Any volunteers for truths, or dares? Pls remeber to include your particulars and those of the cat you want to dare. Your own particulars would be kept private." A few cats stepped forward, then a whole group. They wrote their truths/dares on a leaf and dropped it into a box Shadowfur waved from thin air. The dark tabby picked out a single leaf. The two she-cats leaned forward to read, bursting into fits of giggles. 

“First,” Shadowfur meowed, “Firestar of ThunderClan, please step out.” Firestar crept his way nervously towards Shadowfur. The dark tom whispered something into the ThunderClan Leader’s ear. Firestar turned pale. "No way am I going to do THAT!” he spat. “That,” Shadowfur glanced at the leaf, “Or you’ll have to live as a kittypet for the next moon.” 

“What!?” shrieked Firestar, “Oh alright!” He turned towards the ThunderClan cats and yowled at the top of his lungs, "I LOVE BEING A KITTYPET!" The ThunderClan cats exchanged strange looks and started making gestures as if Firestar was crazy. “Firestar!” Hollyleaf shouted, “How COULD you!? You are our LEADER for StarClan’s sake!” She sprang forward, claws unsheathed and started attacking Firestar. 

“Enough!” Nightwind snapped and suddenly Hollyleaf was thrown back, like she had just slammed into an invisible boulder. The black warrior gave a hiss of annoyance but backed away.

“Next,” Flameflight meowed, “Leafpool of ThunderClan, please step forward.” Leafpool looked terrified. Flameflight hissed something to her. "But-but I can’t do that!” Flameflight grinned a evil grin at her, “There’s no punishment, so you have to! So long!” She waved her tail and Leafpool disappeared and reappeared in front of Crowfeather, who looked shocked. “Crowfeather!” Leafpool meowed as quickly as possible, “I love you more than any other cat! Let’s run away and leave the Clans forever!” Crowfeather’s eyes lit up and he replied, “I feel the same way for you too! Let’s go now!” 

At that moment, the ThunderClan and WindClan cats bursted into screeches of protest. Nightcloud stalked forward and slapped Leafpool, claws unsheathed. Crowfeather yowled in fury and slapped Nightcloud back. “Traitor!” Breezepelt shrieked and leapt at Crowfeather. Breezepelt was swatted aside by an imaginary force and landed in the lake. He came out spluttering and swearing. Crowfeather and Leafpool darted towards the tree bridge. 

“Moving on," Shadowfur looked bored but his eyes brightened as he picked up the next request. “This one’s from Flameflight.” “Hey!” the ginger she-cat protested, “I thought said to keep particulars secret.” She lunged at Shadowfur, who ducked and she missed, flying off the tree. Shadowfur let out a mrrow of amusement. “Well, anyway,” he shot a look at the words written on the leaf, reading aloud, “Nightwind, one of our hosts, has to go on a date with Tigerstar, of er...um...Tigerstar?”  Shadowfur looked up.

The cats below shuffled in unease. “Tigerstar is dead,” Blackstar informed him. “Oh well then,” Shadowfur groaned, “Looks like we have to summon him.” Suddenly, the ground below the tree was shrouded in black mis and Tigerstar appeared. “Now you must kick out with full force,” the dark warrior lunged forward and slashed his hindpaws at the closest cat, which happened to be Jayfeather. The medicine cat let out a screech of rage and fastened his teeth in Tigerstar’s throat. “Um, Jayfeather," Flameflight meowed, crawling up the tree again, “We need Tigerstar alive.” She flashed an evilglance at Nightwind, who bristled. Jayfeather released the large tabby.

“Well,” Tigerstar snapped, “What do you want, this better be good. I was just teaching Hawkfrost some new battle moves.” “You bet!” laughed Flameflight, earning herself a hard glare from Nightwind, “You're to go on a date with Nighwind.” “No way," snarled Tigerstar. “Well then you’ll have to waltz around the Island with Nightwind and swearing your love to her forever!” “I’ll take the first,” Tigerstar meowed hastily.

“Nooooooooo!” roared the black she-cat and lunged at Flameflight. But she disappeared mid-lunge along with Tigerstar. Flameflight doubled over with laughter. “I love to watch her being tortured,” she chuckled, a sadistic gleam in her eyes. “Well, looks like she’s gonna take some revenge,"  Shadowfur had picked out a new leaf. Flamelight turned green. “Flameflight, you are to eat 2 kilograms of crowfood non-stop. Or kiss Firestar.” 

“What?” The ThunderClan leader cried, “StarClan save me!” Sandstorm, his mate was bristling in anger. “I’ll take the crowfood,” Flameflight decided, not wanting to die at the claws of a jealous she-cat. A bucketful of rotten meat appeared in front of Flameflight. Cats scrambled away at the stench. Shadowfur created a shield blocking him and the other cats from the pungent smell. 

For the next 10 mins, the gathered cats watched in great amusement as Flameflight swallowed mouthful after mouthful of crowfood until the bucket was empty and finally puking everything on Nightwind, who had just returned from her date. “Ew gross!” the black she-cat complained. “How was the date?” asked Shadowfur casually. “Horrid!” Nightwind exclaimed while trying to clean herself up. Flameflight was still retching uncontrollably. “Tigerstar dumped me halfway through, running away screaming with his tail between his legs,” Nightwind shuddered. “Looks like his just a big coward,” Shadowfur concluded. 

“Now we move on to the truths,” Nightwind, who was clean by now, stepped forward, holding a leaf. 

 -Unfinished-

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